May 2013
me: exit tumblr, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check tumblr
drunktrophywife:
Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”
When someone you love and care about is hurting because of you, its the worst feeling in the world and I never quite felt that until these last couple days. Its awful.
RANT
I really hate hurting people. But I can’t stand when someone acts like they also haven’t hurt me. I’m sorry I don’t care about you like I once did but you don’t need to guilt trip me and call me at 2:30 in the morning and tell me the last 4 years of your life have been a lie. It’s bullshit and I’m not gonna deal with it. You’ve hurt me TREMENDOUSLY...
no but. um. how do I date Megan Mace?
Anonymous asked: what are u wearing right now?
2008: wow I was so stupid last year
2009: wow I was so stupid last year
2010: wow I was so stupid last year
2011: wow I was so stupid last year
2012: wow I was so stupid last year
2013: wow I was so stupid last year
to be continued
tyleroakley:
NAILED IT.
My hatred for Lebron James and the Miami Heat… I just can’t
I’m actually starting to get really sad about moving and just about a lot of things in my life. I don’t really know why or how to deal with it but its a constant depression.
me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
ghore:
I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me
nickiminiall:
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
fuckyeahgirlcrush:
every time I listen to Florence + the Machine I turn into a literal meadow dwelling nymph who wears raindrops as hats and sunbathes on a lilypad
mememaster:
was i the only one who never had an allowance and just did things cause my parents said so
Colin and I just did the cinnamon challenge. Video will be up later.
So this just happened.
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